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CASE FILE / SIN 13 OF 50

Pretended to have read the AI summary of a book they own

If you have pretended to have read the AI summary of a book they own, the Ministry can process a formal absolution. Confess, name the human, and receive an official Certificate of Absolution by email within minutes — satirical, but genuinely delivered.

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Certificates are issued as soon as payment completes; your 14 day right of withdrawal ends on delivery. Satirical novelty product. No legal, religious or official validity.

Confessing more than one sin, or absolving more than one person? Use the full form instead.