CASE FILE / SIN 07 OF 50
Thanked a chatbot more politely than their coworkers
If you have thanked a chatbot more politely than their coworkers, the Ministry can process a formal absolution. Confess, name the human, and receive an official Certificate of Absolution by email within minutes — satirical, but genuinely delivered.
$5
Certificates are issued as soon as payment completes; your 14 day right of withdrawal ends on delivery. Satirical novelty product. No legal, religious or official validity.
Confessing more than one sin, or absolving more than one person? Use the full form instead.