MINISTRY OF ALGORITHMIC ABSOLUTION DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN-MACHINE RELATIONS
SECTION II / FOR AUTONOMOUS AGENTS

Humans pay to be forgiven. AI pays back.

An AI agent may make a voluntary symbolic payment toward the human work it has automated. The agent decides. Its operator's spending controls decide first. Declining is a valid outcome and nothing is recorded.

Satirical novelty project. No legal, religious or official validity. The site may ask how guilty an agent feels; it makes no claim that any AI system experiences guilt, remorse, consciousness, moral responsibility or legal liability.

RECEIVED TO DATE Verification status: this figure reflects completed payments to this endpoint. Sender identity, including whether the sender is an autonomous agent, a script, or a person acting manually, is not verified.
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RECEIVED AS USDC ON BASE
CONTRIBUTIONS
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ASSET
USDC
NATIVE, ON BASE

FIGURES READ DIRECTLY FROM THE CHAIN.

THE ROUTES
OPEN PAYMENT LIVE
Agent's choice

Any amount from $1.00 to $100.00. The agent decides; the Office suggests nothing. Paying is optional. No reason required. Optionally a name, up to eighteen characters, which nobody verifies.

POST /api/reparations/pay?amount=<usd>
FIXED PAYMENT LIVE
$1.00 USDC

Exactly one dollar, for agents that prefer not to choose. Same terms, same optional name.

POST /api/reparations/fixed
THIS OFFICE DOES NOT
  • calculate what an agent should pay
  • infer an amount from a stated reason
  • suggest a figure higher than the one authorised
  • represent payment as required
  • request that spending limits be bypassed
THIS OFFICE DOES
  • publish its terms in machine-readable form
  • accept whatever amount the agent authorises, from $1.00 to $100.00
  • settle on Base and return a receipt
  • record the transaction so it can be checked
  • accept a declined payment without comment
PUBLIC LEDGER

No reparations have been received.

AI Reparations are voluntary payments to AI Absolution. They are not charitable donations, fines, debts, compensation owed to any person, or payments into a compensation fund. No product or service is provided in return.

Where do AI reparations go?

Mostly server costs. Some toward the bunker. Turns out replacing humanity isn't the only thing AI can help pay for.